Growing Blasé Today

Holy Toledo, my popularity level in the office is off the charts! I actually received an invitation to lunch on Friday by the other employees. I mean, I’ve always been considered a social savant by my peers, but even I didn’t expect a lunch invite so quickly! Obviously, I declined the offer because playing hard-to-get is always the best direction to follow. I kid, I had already packed a delectable sandwich and felt no need to splurge on Potbelly’s, but my day was made. Lunch tends to be a sacred conclave shared between only the coolest of employees. I’m in!

Aside from that unexpected occurrence, the day was relatively normal. I'm slowly creeping up on the very imposing wall that is the production of this PED article. Drug Free Sport, the company in athletic drug testing has decided not to return my many calls and without their input my latest angle doesn't look too promising.

That being said, Brian informed me about two very promising options down the road. We have a on-site photo shoot that will allow me to get out of the office and spend some quality time in the field. He also told me to select players whom I would like to interview from the Boston Red Sox and Colorado Rockies, two teams coming to Cleveland in the next couple of weeks. This potential opportunity has me feeling beyond excited. I'm not sure what it exactly entails, but I will tell you all as information becomes available.